monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

osobigbear:

popularpugh:

complimentstothechief:

whereunicornsfartfreely:

kayy4short:

Exactly 

Ohemgee this is so accurate

Lmaoooo

this was funnier on here.

keepin it 100

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Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.
Juno (via jnm420)
English, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Pulp Fiction (via thelividsonofabitch)

theuppitynegras:

gllow:

a world where gaydar is not an excuse to be ignorant and stereotype but is instead a laser gun developed by years of gay labor that fires powerful radiation waves at the cishet opponent setting them on fire. flaming homosexuals? more like flaming heterosexuals. the cishets are on fire. this is anarchy.

*Alicia Keys voice* THAT CISHET IS ON FIIIIIIIIRE!

The body is of my late husband Alf and, yes, I did murder him. My motive was simple: I was bored of him and divorce wasn’t an option. We’re from a different generation where we worked our problems out and if that didn’t work, we’d bludgeon our partner to death.
Mrs Hinderton (via abritishkid)

(Source: deathbeforelove19)

Another question people ask a lot: Did it bother you killing so many people in Iraq? I tell them, “No.” And I mean it. The first time you shoot someone, you get a little nervous. You think, can I really shoot this guy? Is it really okay? But after you kill your enemy, you see it’s okay. You say, Great. You do it again. And again. You do it so the enemy won’t kill you or your countrymen. You do it until there’s no one left for you to kill. That’s what war is.
USN SEAL, Chris Kyle “The Devil of Ramadi” (via semperannoying)

A catcall is entirely about reminding you that you are not yours. The purity myth is entirely about reminding you that you are not yours. The fetishization of female purity in a world where catcalls are an acceptable form of communication telegraphs one thing very clearly:

“Women, stop sexualizing yourselves—that’s our job, and you’re taking all the fun out of it.”

The sexualization of women is only appealing if it’s nonconsensual. Otherwise it’s “sluttiness,” and sluttiness is agency and agency is threatening.


“Female ‘Purity’ is Bullshit”, by Lindy West (at jezebel.com)

(Source: fictional-clue)

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Hannibal 1x08 — Will and his pack

(Source: soulholders)

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out